3D isometric watermelon slice — the MelonSpank mascot

MelonSpank

sweetness intelligence

Coming soon on the App Store

Free during beta

Why MelonSpank

Pick the sweetest melon, every time

On-device AI

Acoustic analysis happens entirely on your iPhone. DSP features are extracted in milliseconds and the raw audio is discarded immediately. Nothing ever leaves your device.

Free during beta

MelonSpank is free while the community model is being trained. Every anonymous tap-and-rate session you submit makes predictions more accurate for everyone.

Privacy-first

No account, no tracking, no ads. Location is optional and rounded to ~100 m. Audio never leaves your phone. We cannot identify you from any data we receive.